Eat More, Pay Less!

At the intersection of 34th St. and Ravniss Blvd. in Abomobad, Bahía Brumosa, there’s a delightful pastry shop called Have Your Cake & Eat It. Though the prices are quite fair, it is inevitable that a girl as buxom as myself will spend a considerable amount of lira on groceries. The last time I left the pastry shop with my daily groceries, I’d spent a good 260,000L. Then I thought to myself: Why not have someone else pay for it?